i gotta spider that decided to create its HOME on a pole down the street from my house. what an asshole! I go over there every single night just to see how big his stupid web has gotten. everytime im over there, the damn web is BIGGER. soooo....i like to play games with it. i take somethin small, light...and obviously not anything he would wanna EAT, and i throw it onto his web. he feels the bounce....... he runs out to check and see what kinda delicious meal hes caught, like a dumbass. and then (rude awakening) it aint SHIT. i watch him try to attack it, notice its just some trash taking up his time and space. and wouldnt you know???? somehow the little fucker gets the shit OFF HIS WEB and throws it on the ground.
one would think after this happening sooooo many times for soooo many months, he would pack his shit up and LEAVE, right? i mean, those were my hopes! but now, we're in a life long battle (or just a battle for as long as i live here) for him to get the fuck off my property, or hes gonna die.
either im a ruthless bitch for fucking with a spider for several months....or im a total loser for still doing it after all this time.
who knowssssssssssssss
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